And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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