Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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