Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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