I think I died a long time ago.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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