Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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