Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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