you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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