Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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