"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
love makes seman taste better
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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