I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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