I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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