I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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