She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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