scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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