Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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