Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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