I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
