That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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