The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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