You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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