I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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