You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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