Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You ruined the universe
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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