We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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