I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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