i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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