If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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