Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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