discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I forget how to act sober
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