somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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