There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
