Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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