1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Holy shit dude........stairs
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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