There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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