The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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