I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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