Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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