Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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