I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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