I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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