ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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