I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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