White coat. Heels.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
