Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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