its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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