Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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