sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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