fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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