I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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