fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just pynch a tree in the face
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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