You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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