so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
His hands were made for my vagina.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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