do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You took a bar mat shot.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Randomize
