i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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