U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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