so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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