we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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